thebestonmars:

aysunshinetm:

yaboidon:

gonna be here today…..BETTER be good too =|

his shows are amazing.

So what I understand from this picture… Lopez is a piss stain?

Humorous advertising fail.

I watched the show last night, his reunion show….I think it’s going to be off the air within 2 years. He’s not that funny to me, he’s too…MEXICANY..or um, gimmicky and akward to watch. I actually like his sitcom though, the supporting cast really made it work.

thedailywhat:

Lunch Links:

• Time Person of the Year: Ben Bernanke the Bearded Baldy.

• Bishop of the Armed Forces: I admire the Taliban’s “conviction to their faith.”

• Tesco doesn’t care about red heads.

• Commercial volume spikes to be outlawed.

• That boy who was suspended from school for drawing a Christmas sketch of Jesus on the cross? He wasn’t suspended, he was never asked to sketch anything, and that wasn’t Jesus on the cross, it was him. Oh, and there’s no Santa Claus.

• 12-year-old suspended from school for dealing banned substance: Potato chips.

• Weightlifter who failed realize she was pregnant gives birth during training.

• Smartest bank robber alive uses getaway car with vanity plate bearing his name.

• I see your 54-year overdue book and raise you a book taken out neary 100 years ago.

• I, for one, welcome our new radioactive canine overlords.

• Better Know A Dead Person: Oral Roberts, well-known televangelist, dead at 91. Also: Ronald McDonald creator Michael Polakovs, at 86.

• Lunch List: The 30 Most Memorable Mug Shots Of 2009.

• Above: New Zealand church urges followers to question literalness of immaculate conception story with new billboard.

via i50.tinypic.com

(via joostlultwel)

“Nice Ass”

inothernews:

CERN WILL KILL US ALL An eerie turquoise light spotted over Norway has sparked a mystery, with suggestions it could be a missile test. IT IS OBVIOUS THAT THAT IS A WORMHOLE THAT ENDS IN THE DELTA QUADRANT.  WE BLAME THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER.  (Photo: Jan Petter Jorgensen / Rex Features via the Telegraph)

The first thing I thought was Hadron Collider. Thanks for the Voyager reference, it made me lol. Though it could be the event horizon of some British time traveler or a team of planet jumpers.

HIM

…i think this is the greatest villain of all time, and he’s a tranny.

thebestonmars:

jappyj:

devincastro:

I have absolutely no words. Kumi Yamashita slightly crinkles up small pieces of paper and shines light at a certain angle to reveal perfect facial silhouettes. So incredible.

DO THIS: Watch as this sculpture casts a silhouette of two heads conversing!

Oh wow! If anything is art, it’s definitely crumpled up paper!

I had seen the pictures, but the video…amazing

unicornzzzzz:

hammerito:

Buying this.

(shop ‘til you drop)

…for your girlfriend?

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